Since March 2023, the Extreme Performance Program of the National Secretariat for Sports is producing the much longed-for metagenetically-grown athletes (MeGAs, for short). Each of them is provided by the government with a fully furnished apartment adapted to his size. The typical MeGA is 15′ tall and weights some 3300 lb (4.5 m, 1500 kg). The apartment is equipped with a crew of ten servants, mainly hired among unsuccessful or recently retired normal-sized sportsmen, still in excellent shape –necessary to deal with the strenuous nature of their work. Technically, these servants –who are generally called “lackeys”– are not slaves. In fact, they are paid for their work, and are considered to be people, not animate objects. However, their employment contract taxactively specifies that they must be available on a 24/7 basis to attend the MeGA’s orders, from the least domestic task up to sexual relief. Also by contract, lackeys are required to address their MeGA as “Sir” ...
