MeGAthletes: Epilogue

In the next few years, the MeGA program is expected to produce successive generations of bigger and bigger athletes. At each new stage, MeGAs should be 2.5 times taller and some 16 times heavier than at the previous one. The series is planned to stop at the 6th generation: with a height of 1500 ft (500 m) and a weight around 3 billion pounds (1.4 billion kg), normal ground will be barely able to support the giants.   

The images above are computer simulations for comparison of MeGAs from different generations. The first one shows two MeGAs from the 1st and the 4th generation; the car is normal-sized. The second and the third images depict a 1st-generation MeGA lying on the 18 ft (6 m)-diameter glans of a 5th-generation MeGA’s penis. The fourth image shows the ultimate 6th generation MeGA, as compared with the Petronas Towers (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia).

Naturally, starting from the 2nd MeGA generation, normal-sized slaves will not be suitable for such gigantic owners. But the National Secretariat for Sports has ended finding a brilliant solution: when the time arrives, each generation will be enslaved to serve the following. First-generation MeGAs, of course, have not yet been informed about the fate that awaits them… 

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